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  • is-earned-not-given:

    sultana-bran:

    jesselaceypanties:

    whose dog is it?

    It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

    99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via hearbeat12)

  • thebrokenheartedthatstillsing:

    maxkirin:

    "This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost

    Reading this was so satisfying woah

    (via thisbeautifulnewlife)

  • So.

    persephoneholly:

    Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.

    The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.

    (via fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow)

  • yamisora:

    brain-food:

    This is the greatest photoset I have ever seen. 

    The song just went through my head gif by gif

    (Source: brokenthimble, via fitnessbratz)

  • blogilates:

    This is what 5 lbs of muscle looks like vs 5 lbs of fat. So don’t focus on your weight. Focus on what you’re made of.

    (via fitnessbratz)

  • coffeecatsandcigarettes:

    haveabowlofwhore:

    don’t ever let this die

    i just watched this 20 times in a row..

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via fitnessbratz)

  • onlydillon:

    deaddreamers:

    best photoset I’ve ever seen

    I’ve seen all I need to see in life 

    (Source: iammyurl, via liftingpotato)

  • lovelylops:

    the things i find on the internet 

    unmute it

    (Source: vine.co, via sexyfitarmychick)

  • atop-the-treetop:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

    (via liftingpotato)

  • icedcoffeeheavyweights:

    postmodernismruinedme:

    vardaesque:

    unusualjourney:

    what-rabbit-hole:

    “some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”

    Interesting.

    also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope

    image

    the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him

    but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high

    and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair

    what a badass

    It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job

    hating your job and hating your employers are two different things